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May 8, 2008

HF: A Wedding

Do you want to come?
I’m getting married again
Springtime in Vermont
I’ve sworn off all men
Now batting the other way
Bring on the Burgh Mom
Got a minister
Antics via online site
A lady Elvis!
Cleaver’s our bridesmaid
Mostly kinks are ironed out…
Do we register?
And, one BIG problem:
How do we tell our hubbys?
A Dear John letter?
Thanks for playing along, Burgh.  This has been so much [...]

May 2, 2008

Burgh Sucks Like a Dyson in Texas

*Peeks around corner*
hello?
Anybody there?
HI!
Burgh here.  Yeah, The Burgh.  The one that AFF spends entirely too much time saying is funny and that the real funny chicks that were in charge earlier in the week talked up way more than necessary.  You know what happens when a bunch of people say you’re funny and go and [...]

May 1, 2008

The Day AFF’s Blog Went to the Dark Side

Hello, everyone.  For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Catwoman.  And to those of you who don’t know me, I ask “what the hell is wrong with you?  Do you not like Canadian women with beer guts pregnancy bellies who have really, really cute toddlers and an aversion to Dora the Explorer and [...]

April 30, 2008

What’s love got to do with it?

Howdy, y’all.
I’m Janet. Usually I blog on my own Planet, but Holly gave me the keys to the joint so I could party while the folks are away entertain you while she is at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Holly and I are likethis, so I know she won’t mind if I tell you a little [...]

April 29, 2008

At Least Buy Me A Drink First

Hey! It’s Bren, the monkeymama, filling in today while your favorite anglophile is posing for pictures with a mouse while humming “It’s A Small World.” I was working on this post over at my Primate Place where monkeys freely jump on the bed, but thought I’d share it here instead.
It’s almost that time of year. [...]

April 28, 2008

And The Opening Act Takes The Stage

Hi folks, it’s Blue Momma here. Usually I hang out in my fishbowl, but AFF has asked me to be the opening act for her week of guest posts and I couldn’t say no.
Then I started thinking about it? Opening act? First on stage? Yeah, that would be about right. [...]

April 24, 2008

HF: House of Mouse

Antibiotics!
Please kick in! for Mom & my babe.
I hate Murphy’s Law.
Vacay all next week
Heading to the House of Mouse
Simply cannot wait
I can suck it up.
He needs clear ears on the plane.
Since I won’t be there.
SD loves Mickey
This will be his first plane ride
Not sure he gets it…
Good luck Mom & Dad!!
Puppy & I are driving..
We’ll see you [...]

April 13, 2008

That’s 3!

Relief!  We really wanted a boy.

80 lbs of fat - 7.5 = Oh, dear God….I have a long way to go!

First rice cereal.

I know it’s a bad picture, but he cried the entire party.

Doing the sign for flower…and smelling them.

Not loving the first haircut.

And, Pop gave him a Hummer. Run for your lives.

Washing his wheels.

Happy [...]

April 10, 2008

HF: Housework Sucks

I’m undomestic.
And, I’m proud of it, baby!
But, I got an urge…
Someone please stop me!
Like I’m preggo and nesting.
Compulsion to clean?
Kid at MDO,
Plenty of blogs to read,
But I kept cleaning.
I cleaned for 5 hours,
And only finished downstairs.
Thought it would be quick.
Upstairs is toxic.
Toy rooms and media room
Quit while I’m ahead?
Rationalize:
And who goes up there but us?
Nobody [...]

March 4, 2008

WW: Snow! In Dallas? In March!!?!

Last night it snowed for the first time this year.  In March.  SD had a ball this morning before the 60 degree weather melted it all. Notice the 3 different outfits.  Each time he got wet, he wanted to change clothes. 
1st ever snow angel