Entries from July 2007

July 31, 2007

My addiction

Okay. So, I conceived my son exactly three years ago Thursday (three days from now). And, 80ish pounds later, I got a 7 1/2 pound baby. You do the math. I indulged! Some people crave pickles and ice cream…or so I’m told. For me, sugary pastries were orgasmic good. [...]

July 29, 2007

M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E

Okay, there are many times as a mother your child simply amazes you. But, in the course of the last three days, my stinker has twice made me do a double-take. You know. The kind that that involves a quick head turn & a “did I really just hear that?” [...]

July 27, 2007

Pigskin Time?

So, I got the first email blip about Fantasy Football ‘07. I am so lost. Who the heck do I draft? Should I even participate this year? What with the way things are going in the league at the moment. I mean, look at Michael Vick. What a disaster. [...]

July 26, 2007

Oh, to be fluent in Espanol

Well, we have officially joined the cult. I swore I wouldn’t allow my child to watch that Spanglish speaking tot with a football shaped head, but my son is now into Dora (oh, and if that weren’t enough, Diego rocks, too, apparently) to the point that if I don’t have one Tivoed when one [...]

July 24, 2007

Oh, dear

I seem to have touched a nerve. I hope anyone who read my previous post understood my sarcasm lay not with the Chinese people as a whole, but with the select group of men who run the government. My point in the previous post was to illustrate that hopefully, by listing some of [...]

July 23, 2007

Ahhh, China

So, I’m writing a comment in the blog of the Crazy Canadian about how China is evil, and I get so riled up about it, I’m still feeling the need to rant.
China. Ahh, home of so many people the government limits reproduction to one child. Which cracks me up, cause Damn! wouldn’t [...]

July 21, 2007

I’ve joined Cyberspace

So, I’m almost thirty. I figure I can either be one of those people trapped limbo, or I can join the bandwagon & start a blog. My friend, the crazy Canadian, has inspired me. Not that I can in any way match her consistently outrageous comments, but I can at least spill my own verbal [...]